DO NOT EAT THE CAPSULES. THEY ARE NOT INTENDED FOR CONSUMPTION. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Coral M. Mui is opening up limited spots in her Suna Hundo training program. This two-week program is perfect for anyone dealing with disobedience or other poor behaviors from their Suna Hundos. Contact her for more information.

Are you a capsule? If you are reading this, you probably aren't. In that case, please don't drink the products meant for capsule treatments. And for that matter, don't drink the capsules, either. This is your final warning. Seriously. You're better than this. -A concerned (and anonymous) scientist)

Friendly reminder that our use of communal vehicles (including ECVs and the submersible) is a privilege and not a right. Please thoroughly clean all exterior and interior surfaces before returning the vehicle to the outpost. Just saying because I almost sat on a moldy meal bar in the driver's seat today. THANK YOU!
-A concerned colleague

We now have a new and improved method for equipment rental sign-ups! We will be moving from paper sign-ups to a digital form. Please check your inboxes for a message from Marsh Nook with further details.
Note: further sign-ups on the first floor sheet will be disregarded, please use the new form instead.

Spring is here, and that means better weather for venturing outside to practice our sketching skills. Not only incredibly valuable for field research, sketching can be a lot of fun! Sign up below to join Agnes Schnani in one of her weekly sketching classes this month.

Although it is pleasing to see a recent resurgence of interest in these fascinating floating invertebrates, I'm sending out this reminder to all scientists of Outpost One to please remember that these creatures dwell in air, not water. Housing units should be properly equipped for their required environment before attempts at raising them are made. Do not place them in aquariums!

-Joyce Toller, head researcher for the Floranta Doloro project

A small herd of Nebula Glisantos have been spotted drifting only a few miles (several kilometers) away. Their heading is being tracked, and they should pass by the outpost without incident, so there is little cause for concern. However, please use caution while traveling in the area shown on the map below. Their gaseous excretions are harmful if inhaled.

PUMPKIN PIE SMOOTHIE

Ingredients

1/3 cup pumpkin puree
1 frozen banana
1 tbsp ground flaxseed
1/4 tsp pumpkin pie spice
1 cup milk (any variety works)
1/4 tsp vanilla extract
1 tsp brown sugar (or preferred sweetener)

Instructions
1. Put all ingredients in a blender. Blender until smooth.
2. Taste and adjust sweetness if desired. Enjoy cold.

The illicit shop has been shut down, and we are in the process of collecting any items that were distributed. Anyone with knowledge of Yosof's whereabouts should bring it to our attention, as he has not yet been apprehended.