In this lab you can discretely meet with an entrepreneurial Minuskla Casadisto who, for a nominal fee of two Cheerios, can issue you a fake Muskbirdo ID card in case you ever wish to be studied by the Muskbirdologists. You remember hearing a rumor that the Advanced Muskbirdology Lab has the best treats for their lab animals, so a fake ID is looking more and more tempting. But keep it quiet! The Outpost Management mustn't know about it. Please leave your Cheerios on the windowsill, the right arrangements will be made for you in no time.